YouWrite: The Use of Chemical Weapons in World War VII [SATIRE]

Disclaimer: The following post was submitted through the CP Army Media’s YouWrite feature. It is a satirical post that consists of views from the author’s perspective. It does not represent the views of CPAM as a whole.

KLONDIKE, CP Army Media HQ — Chemical Weapons have been used in WW7 since it’s creation in March of 2018 by former Rebel Penguin Federation Brigadier Generals BScharbach2 and Litt7, having since then being banned as per the 3rd Mammoth Conventions.

First seen in the battle of Alaska in an attempt to flush the Red Dawn Alliance from the Berg, these weapons have caused thousands of scars, physically and emotionally.

WW7 is very important to CPA History, as the first world war of the CPPS era, The fall (and rise) of RPF going from just an army to a whole gaming community, fully leaving CPA only to return a couple of months later, and as a reminder… A reminder that every technological advancement is not always for the greater good, that some advancements are for worse, ethically, environmentally, and physically.

WW7 also is important as it set standards that every CPA Army ever since has followed, that being the 3rd Mammoth Conventions. Which set laws that are so strict that some are questioning how ethical these punishments are.

The first pictured use of Mustard gas in a CPA battle.

For more context on the subject, I interviewed co-creator of such horrific weapons, BScharbach2.

Q: How did you stumble upon chemical weapons?

My time as a special forces operator for multiple governments. You see a lot of things on the battlefield, and I was introduced to chemical weaponry in Prussia.

Q: How did you create these weapons?

The creation process is rather easy. It’s a mix of white phosphorus, G Fuel, the blood of the Bosnia Demon’s victims, and sweat from Le Chimp himself. With some more extreme brewing processes, you can get the advanced penguin weaponry.

Q: How long have you known Litt and where is his current location?

Well, I met Litt in 2017 in RPF, and at the moment I believe he is in Bosnia serving as resident Bosnia Demon for the council of Les Hommes.

Q: What is a Bosnia Demon?

The Bosnia demon is the protector and lord of Bosnia. If you get the summoning ritual correct, you may summon him to do bidding for the council.

Q: What is Les Hommes?

The council of Les Hommes… If I told you, you’d go missing, but they are a very important council to the functioning of society.

Q: What did you first think of their [chemical weapons] application in WW7?

The first use of chemical weapons in CPA was tragic. Many lives were lost due to it, but it had to be done. The stalemate could not continue. It was an acceptable loss.

That is all BSchar, thank you for meeting with me and answering my questions.

Thanks for having me. The council is excited to see the results.

As you can see, even one of the creators of chemical weapons thinks its use was unethical but necessary. A lesser of the two evils of war perhaps? Unfortunately, I was unable to have an interview with Litt as he is the Bosnia Demon and very busy according to BSchar.


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  1. Well, that was hilarious.

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