Countdown to Lockdown: Lethal Lockdown Competitors Announced

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – This weekend will see the first round of the Lethal Lockdown Tournament featuring eight armies from the SM Army Community battling it out to see who advances to the next round of the tournament. Following several changes, we can now officially announce the armies who are in the tournament, and who the back up armies are.

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Lethal Lockdown Announced for This Weekend

UPDATE: Following no contact with the Pizza Federation, they have been replaced by the Metal Warriors. If the Pizza Federation wish to change their mind and get in touch with us, we will use them as a backup.

UPDATE: The Heavens Army did not accept the invitation to the tournament, and have been replaced with the Ugandan Revolutionary Defence Force.

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – Ladies and Gentleman, it is time for the very first tournament of the CPAC 5’s time at CP Army Media and this one is focused on the SM Army Community. We have decided to invite the Top 8 armies from the SM Army Top Ten this week to come and compete in the ‘Lethal Lockdown’ tournament.

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Uganda Be Kidding Me: Ugandan Defence Force Declare War on People’s Imperial Confederation

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – The Ugandan Revolutionary Defence Force of Club Penguin Rewritten have been making waves in the community recently, while establishing a leadership team and already having one coup with Koloway being removed. Now, they look for an enemy, and it seems they may have found one.

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[EDITORIAL] Light Troops: If it was Lighter, We Wouldn’t Need to See Those Awful Uniforms

ICEBOX, Light Troops Nation – The Light Troops of Club Penguin will forever go down as one of the greatest armies of all times. Striking fear in the hearts of many, and being so influential in how Club Penguin Armies run, Light Troops will always be remembered. One of the things they will also be remembered for, are those awful new uniforms that they wear.

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Uganda Be Kidding Me: Koloway Coup’d as 2funky3 Takes Over URDF

KLONDIKE, Orange’s Office – Huge updates have today appeared from the Ugandan Revolutionary Defence Force. In an attempt to protect, serve and defend the East Central country of Uganda, a group of hero’s have emerged from the dust in order to do so. With those hero’s having big ambitions, it seems that they might not be singing from the same Ugandan national anthem.

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Uganda Be Kidding Me: Tensions Rise Between Leaders and Prospects

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – All eyes have been drawn to the comings and goings of the Ugandan Revolutionary Defence Force following a string of updates since their arrival on the scene not too long ago. Managing to max nine troops in their opening event, the army has managed to stay news worthy ever since.

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Uganda Be Kidding Me: Defence Force Shake up Leadership

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – With the Ugandan Revolutionary Defence quickly becoming one of the most popular and supported armies in the community, allegedly, Manu has come to the popular belief that there is strength in numbers appointing two more leaders to help fight for the cause.

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Uganda Be Kidding Me: Defence Force Arrives on Scene

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – Once ruled by the United Kingdom, declaring independence in 1962 – Uganda is a country in East Central Africa. The country has recently been making waves in the middle of the Coronavirus pandemic. With issues mounting up, the official Ugandan Revolutionary Defence Force has arrived.

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We Need You: Top 10 Troll Armies of All Time

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – With the current censorship running rampant in CPAM and CPOAL, with armies discriminated against due to their names, never has there been a better time to relook at some of the best and most influential troll armies of all time.

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Doctor Mine Turtle U-Turn in Secret Legends Committee Scandal

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – On May 6th, it was revealed that the Legends Committee would be made up of a five person group of unknown figures with the ability to rig and manipulate the votes due to a lack of scrutiny from the public. With the scandal publically exposed by one fifth of the CPAC 5, Doctor Mine Turtle has now done a U Turn.

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